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Friday, 22 January 2010
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How to get to Heaven in Scotland
How to get to Heaven in Scotland
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.
' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, And loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'
A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FUCKN' DEAD..........'
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
Monday, 4 January 2010
It's the Eye of the Tiger....
TIGER SPEAKS!!!
when asked how the recent car accident/beat down had affected his playing ability, tiger said, "well, my long game is still pretty good. i just need to focus on getting my putz down."
By: bull durham
Full-body scanners coming to UK Airports
Full-body scanners to be installed in British airports. Counselors standing by for workers having to process Susan Boyle….
By: Ian Sanetee
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