Saturday, 13 February 2010
Tony Blair "Dear Leader" T-Shirt
Tony Blair "Dear Leader" T-Shirt: Our beloved ex-President - sorry - ex-Prime Minister. Shining beacon of honesty and earnest servant of the people.
The Two Faces of David Cameron
Is Tory leader David Cameron leading a double life? Does Britain’s suave opposition leader, famed for his compassionate and caring approach to conservatism, have an evil alter ego that has been involved in extreme right wing politics, sexual harassment and destabilising the economy through reckless City trading? In a series of astonishing articles, one of the country’s leading political correspondents has claimed that the Conservative leader regularly transforms into Edward Mackintosh, a notorious far right activist, slum landlord and sweat shop owner. “I don’t know if he takes some potion to effect the change, whether it happens every full moon, or whether it’s involuntary, but there’s no doubt that Cameron and Mackintosh are the same person,” declares Hugh Nebbit, political correspondent of the Sunday Excess.
Full story here: The Sleaze
Monday, 8 February 2010
Sunday, 7 February 2010
Susan Boyle Does Her Part For Peace
Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes being a virgin) has been on TV, there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently many of the terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looked like.
Friday, 22 January 2010
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
Monday, 11 January 2010
Wednesday, 6 January 2010
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
How to get to Heaven in Scotland
How to get to Heaven in Scotland
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.
' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, And loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'
A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FUCKN' DEAD..........'
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
Monday, 4 January 2010
It's the Eye of the Tiger....
TIGER SPEAKS!!!
when asked how the recent car accident/beat down had affected his playing ability, tiger said, "well, my long game is still pretty good. i just need to focus on getting my putz down."
By: bull durham
Full-body scanners coming to UK Airports
Full-body scanners to be installed in British airports. Counselors standing by for workers having to process Susan Boyle….
By: Ian Sanetee
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